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Sometimes someone comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race and changes you forever.
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chicagorandy wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 4:46 amgrad.jpeg
I once taught English to a class of CPS "grads" who could barely write their names. This person is ahead of the game.
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I accidentally locked my coat hangar in the car.
Its a good thing I had my keys.
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chicagorandy wrote: Wed May 22, 2024 11:50 pm pitch in 10.jpg
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They need one more case of beer on that thing.




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