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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2024 8:56 pm
by Ylem
I'm more of a beer guy, but...
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:51 pm
by KingNothing13
Has this been posted in this now enormous thread?
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 4:21 pm
by chicagorandy
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:42 pm
by pakarinen
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2024 8:14 pm
by AntennaGuy

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2024 2:06 am
by OzEclipse
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:44 am
by DeanD
AntennaGuy wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 8:14 pm This seems worth sharing:
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/sloths%20com ... h%20us.jpg
As Prince William and Princess Kate just showed us, lots of images are doctored.
For a start, sloths have only 2 or 3 claws, not 5 as in the piccie, and shouldn't it be like this? :dance:
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:54 am
by DeanD
chicagorandy wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 4:21 pm when its 65F.jpg
I was setting my planetarium up in a high-school hall one winter, and I had to turn the a/c off: someone had set it for 34C (93F), because they were cold... (it was around 16C outside (61F).

We found a similar problem in London shops just before Christmas a few years back: around 8C outside, and over 30C inside. Wonderful if you were dressed for the weather!

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:09 am
by OzEclipse
DeanD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:54 am
chicagorandy wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 4:21 pm when its 65F.jpg
I was setting my planetarium up in a high-school hall one winter, and I had to turn the a/c off: someone had set it for 34C (93F), because they were cold... (it was around 16C outside (61F).

We found a similar problem in London shops just before Christmas a few years back: around 8C outside, and over 30C inside. Wonderful if you were dressed for the weather!

My mass spectrometer lab was temperature regulated year round to 21C ±0.5C. We didn't handle chemicals so there was no need to enforce wearing of lab coats. During summer, the female students would be in there in shorts, tee shirts enjoying the cool. They would have worn sandals if we didn't have a covered footwear rule. Come winter, they'd be in there long pants, fleece jackets shivering and complaining that it was "freezing" in there. Apart from the New Zealanders, males and females who would wear shorts and tee shirts year round, inside and out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:03 pm
by KingClinton
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:23 am
by gregl
OzEclipse wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 7:09 am
DeanD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:54 am
chicagorandy wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 4:21 pm when its 65F.jpg
I was setting my planetarium up in a high-school hall one winter, and I had to turn the a/c off: someone had set it for 34C (93F), because they were cold... (it was around 16C outside (61F).

We found a similar problem in London shops just before Christmas a few years back: around 8C outside, and over 30C inside. Wonderful if you were dressed for the weather!

My mass spectrometer lab was temperature regulated year round to 21C ±0.5C. We didn't handle chemicals so there was no need to enforce wearing of lab coats. During summer, the female students would be in there in shorts, tee shirts enjoying the cool. They would have worn sandals if we didn't have a covered footwear rule. Come winter, they'd be in there long pants, fleece jackets shivering and complaining that it was "freezing" in there. Apart from the New Zealanders, males and females who would wear shorts and tee shirts year round, inside and out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's a story about that. There was a secretary here who was always complaining about the temperature in her office. It was either too hot or too cold. But it was controlled by a master thermostat for the entire group of rooms. The HAVC crew had made a number of visits to her office and determined that the temperature was what it was specified to be and the system was working as it should. But she would not stop complaining. So finally they made a big show of installing a thermostat in her office and running a wire up the wall and into the ceiling where, unbeknownst to her, it just ended without being connected to anything. She thanked them profusely and she never complained again.

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 1:03 am
by AntennaGuy
DeanD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:44 am
AntennaGuy wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 8:14 pm This seems worth sharing:
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/sloths%20com ... h%20us.jpg
As Prince William and Princess Kate just showed us, lots of images are doctored.
For a start, sloths have only 2 or 3 claws, not 5 as in the piccie, and shouldn't it be like this? :dance:

sloths.jpeg
Good catch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth#/me ... othDWA.jpg
https://www.activewild.com/types-of-sloths/

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 5:35 am
by DeanD
AntennaGuy wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 1:03 am
DeanD wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 5:44 am
AntennaGuy wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 8:14 pm This seems worth sharing:
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/sloths%20com ... h%20us.jpg
As Prince William and Princess Kate just showed us, lots of images are doctored.
For a start, sloths have only 2 or 3 claws, not 5 as in the piccie, and shouldn't it be like this? :dance:

sloths.jpeg
Good catch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth#/me ... othDWA.jpg
https://www.activewild.com/types-of-sloths/
Yep, I know my sloths! :whistle: :lol:

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 11:36 am
by pakarinen
gregl wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:23 am Here's a story about that. There was a secretary here who was always complaining about the temperature in her office.[...]. So finally they made a big show of installing a thermostat in her office and running a wire up the wall and into the ceiling where, unbeknownst to her, it just ended without being connected to anything. She thanked them profusely and she never complained again.
:lol: Placebo effect?

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:03 pm
by AntennaGuy
Just saw this one from XKCD. Dark Matter candidates:
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:21 am
by OzEclipse
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:28 pm
by pakarinen
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:13 pm
by Nakedgun
~

Yesterday, my therapist told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

Well, we'll see about that.


Then the other afternoon, a door-to-door salesman came to the house and said to my wife, "Hello, would you like to buy a book titled '500 Excuses To Tell Your Wife After Staying Out Late'?"

My wife asked, "Why would I buy a book like that?"

He said, "Because I sold a copy to your husband earlier today."





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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:58 am
by gregl
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:56 pm
by pakarinen
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