TheSkySearchers

chicagorandy wrote: ↑Wed Mar 15, 2023 12:21 am head voixces.jpeg

LOL, and if no one comes back from the future to stop you, how bad can it be?

Saw a T-shirt that read:

I have CDO
It's like OCD but
All the letters are in alphabetical order
AS THEY SHOULD BE!

Beware the Ides of March.........

Ylem wrote: ↑Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:24 am 485561-95309037026700ee157bce12f6cb4535.jpg

Shhh!

Q. What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?


A. A woolly jumper.

Sorry, that was a joke from 'Alexa' this morning

(OK, back to work )

An oldie but a goodie n-

Butterfly Maiden wrote: ↑Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:30 pm Q. What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?


A. A woolly jumper.

Sorry, that was a joke from 'Alexa' this morning

(OK, back to work )

I always thought that was "What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?..."

And, of course there is the old and trusted: "What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?"
- Great big holes all over Australia...

Sorry.

And a joke that was told by (I swear) Fozzie Bear on the Muppet Show -

"What do you get when you cross an 'Atlantic' with a 'Titanic'?
.
.
.
.
Half way."

Home Delivery:

St. Patrick's Day Helpful Guide:
Symptom: Your feet are cold and wet.
Fault: Your glass is being held at the wrong angle.
Action: Rotate glass so that the open end points toward ceiling.
Symptom: Your beer is unusually pale and tasteless.
Fault: Your glass is empty.
Action: Get someone to buy you another beer.
Symptom: The opposite wall is covered with fluorescent lights.
Fault: You have fallen over backwards.
Action: Have yourself lashed to the bar.
Symptom: Your mouth contains several cigarette butts.
Fault: You have fallen forward.
Action: See above.
Symptom: Your beer is tasteless, and the front of your shirt is wet.
Fault: Your mouth is not open, or your glass is being applied to the wrong part of face.
Action: Retire to restroom, and practice in mirror.
Symptom: Your feet are warm and wet.
Fault: You have improper bladder control.
Action: Stand next to nearest dog, and complain about his house training.
Symptom: The floor is blurred.
Fault: You are looking through the bottom of an empty glass.
Action: Again, get someone to buy you another beer.
Symptom: The floor is moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
Symptom: The room seems unusually dark.
Fault: The bar has closed.
Action: Confirm your home address with the bartender for a taxi.

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD

1. THOSE WHO NEED CLOSURE IN EVEN THE MOST INSIGNIFICANT MATTERS IN THEIR LIFE.