Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[chicagorandy]

[Chich]

[Ylem]

[OzEclipse]

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Vanessa,
loved the jewellery joke, among others....

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[gregl]

[pakarinen]

[Ylem]

[Ylem]

[pakarinen]

Truth be told, alcohol will not solve your problems. But neither will milk.

Choose wisely.

[Ylem]

[chicagorandy]

[pakarinen]

I told the teller at my bank that I'd like to open a joint account. When she asked, "With whom?", I told her with whoever has lots of money.

Got up at 5AM, went for 5k run, came back home, and made a veggie smoothie for breakfast. Don't remember the rest of the nightmare.

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day and being skinny the rest of your life, would you choose corn or flour shells?

[Ylem]

[Nakedgun]

~

There's the story of the farmer who drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about nine, opened the door.

"Is your dad or mom home?" asked the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard. is he here?"

"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a minute, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."

"Well," the farmer said uncomfortably, "No. I really want to talk to your dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant."

The boy thought for a moment, then said, "You'll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls, and $150 for the pigs. But, I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."


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[Ylem]

[Ylem]

[515bonner]

[Ylem]

[gregl]

[gregl]