Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[chicagorandy]

For us non-vegetarians.....

[Chich]

[Ylem]

[pakarinen]

If I drop a cookie on the kitchen floor and bend over to pick it up, does that count as a squat?

[Ylem]

[DeanD]

If I drop a cookie on the kitchen floor and bend over to pick it up, does that count as a squat?

Only if you drop the whole packet: and pick them up individually...

[chicagorandy]

Some days I can't decide between fishin' and motorcyclin'..............

[Chich]

So if a Horse and a Zebra mate to give a Zorse and a Lion and Tiger produce a LIger, what does crossing an Elephant with a Rhino make?
Elephino

[Chich]

If I drop a cookie on the kitchen floor and bend over to pick it up, does that count as a squat?

That would be a diddly squat

[Ylem]

[pakarinen]

If you're happy and you know it, stay in bed!
If you're happy and you know it, stay in bed!
If you're happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it!
If you're happy and you know it, stay in bed!

[gregl]

Too big to post here, but The Onion has some good advice for young men:

https://www.theonion.com/orchestral-gon ... 1850408936

[Ylem]

[Butterfly Maiden]

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[Ylem]

[pakarinen]

In 1944, 18 year-olds stormed the beaches of Normandy into a hail of machine gun and artillery fire.

In 2023, 18 year-olds need a safe space because words hurt their feelings.

[gregl]

[gregl]

[Ylem]

[Ylem]

Someone stole my broken calculator!


Why, it doesn't add up.