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Butterfly Maiden wrote: ↑Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:30 pm Q. What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A. A woolly jumper.
Sorry, that was a joke from 'Alexa' this morning :roll:
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My therapist told me to write letters to all the people who ever offended or hurt me and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with all those letters.
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pakarinen wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:55 pm My therapist told me to write letters to all the people who ever offended or hurt me and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with all those letters.
I am glad to know that I am not one of them.
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That one about cogitating made me think of this.
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Man Wishes He Got Excited About Anything In Life Like His Three-Year-Old Seeing A Backhoe
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Yes, one can understand the potential for misunderstandings here:
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Me: Geez, this show is boring!

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How many errors can you spot in this advertisement? :doh:
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I should attach these to my signature :lol:

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pakarinen wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 4:55 pm How many errors can you spot in this advertisement? :doh:

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That is funny in many ways, including the building itself. A long list of WTH??
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Butterfly Maiden wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 5:01 pm I should attach these to my signature :lol:


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Honorable mentions for the 2022 Darwin Awards

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chicagorandy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 3:36 am
Butterfly Maiden wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 5:01 pm I should attach these to my signature :lol:


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So... are you just horsing around? :doh:
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Butterfly Maiden wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:48 am
chicagorandy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 3:36 am
Butterfly Maiden wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 5:01 pm I should attach these to my signature :lol:


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So... are you just horsing around? :doh:
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