Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
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An airplane in flight encounters turbulence and starts rocking from side to side. The flight crew quickly wheels out the drinks cart for the jittery passengers. "Would you like a drink?" the flight attendant asks a businesswoman passenger. "Yes", she replies, "I'll have whatever the pilot is having".
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A week later the old lady was attending a funeral and who shows up but the young bridesmaid .
As they saw each other the young bridesmaid said to the old lady “ you’re next”!
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
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Man... That's some icky-tasting stuff!
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Q: What's the difference between an onion and a bagpipe?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a bagpipe!
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I didn't want to interrupt her.
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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A young man from came running into the small country store and said to his buddy; "Hey Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Al quickly replied; "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered; "No, I couldn't tell, but I got the license plate number."
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Orion XT12i 12" f/4.9 Dobsonian Intelliscope.
Kamakura 7x35 Binoculars and Celestron SkyMaster 15x70 Binoculars. ZWO ASI 120MC camera.
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
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See Far Sticks: Elita 103/1575, AOM FLT 105/1000, Bresser 127/1200 BV, Nočný stopár 152/1200, Vyrobené doma 70/700, Stellarvue NHNG DX 80/552, TAL RS 100/1000, Vixen SD115s/885
EQ: TAL MT-1, Vixen SXP, SXP2, AXJ, AXD
Az/Alt: AYO Digi II, Stellarvue M2C, Argo Navis encoders on both
Tripods: Berlebach Planet (2), Uni 28 Astro, Report 372, TAL factory maple, Vixen ASG-CB90, Vixen AXD-TR102
Diagonals: Astro-Physics, Baader Amici, Baader Herschel, iStar Blue, Stellarvue DX, Tak prism, TAL, Vixen
Eyepieces: Antares to Zeiss (1000101)
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