Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[Ylem]

With the multitude of foods that taste like chicken, you would think eggs would.

[OzEclipse]

[chicagorandy]

[Makuser]

The High And The Flighty:
An airplane in flight encounters turbulence and starts rocking from side to side. The flight crew quickly wheels out the drinks cart for the jittery passengers. "Would you like a drink?" the flight attendant asks a businesswoman passenger. "Yes", she replies, "I'll have whatever the pilot is having".

[Frankskywatcher]

There was an old lady at a wedding, she saw a young bridesmaid and said to her “you’re next”.
A week later the old lady was attending a funeral and who shows up but the young bridesmaid .
As they saw each other the young bridesmaid said to the old lady “ you’re next”!

[Ylem]

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[Lady Fraktor]

[chicagorandy]

[pakarinen]

[chicagorandy]

I'm sure it's a repeat - but it still makes me smile -

Q: What's the difference between an onion and a bagpipe?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a bagpipe!

[gregl]

I haven't spoken to my wife in two years.
I didn't want to interrupt her.

[gregl]

[gregl]

It's clearly marked no parking.....

[gregl]

[chicagorandy]

[Makuser]

Insufficient Data:
A young man from came running into the small country store and said to his buddy; "Hey Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Al quickly replied; "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered; "No, I couldn't tell, but I got the license plate number."

[Ylem]

Some more insufficient Data;

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[gregl]

For the full story: https://www.theonion.com/spacex-crew-me ... 1850213418

[chicagorandy]

[Lady Fraktor]