If a Lama with one L is a holy man and a LLama with two Ls is a pack animal, what is a three L Lama?
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Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
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Keep calm and set SCE To AUX
Wildland fire: a strong tradition since 440,000,000 BCE
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
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Happy Festival Day
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
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Clear Skies,
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Clear Skies,
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-MEAN-OH-ACID
A-MEAN-OH-ACID
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How to torture a person with OCD
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My reply: Four people will each get two slices of pizza with a total of eight slices of pepperoni.
If you only have three, invite a stranger to eat with you.
If a fifth person shows up, you may have to kill them.
My reply: Four people will each get two slices of pizza with a total of eight slices of pepperoni.
If you only have three, invite a stranger to eat with you.
If a fifth person shows up, you may have to kill them.
Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
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Clear Skies,
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@Ylem
That reminds me of this.
I found this in a Trace/Xantrex C40 battery charge controller. AFAIK they are still in production 20 years later with the same smile.
That reminds me of this.
I found this in a Trace/Xantrex C40 battery charge controller. AFAIK they are still in production 20 years later with the same smile.
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Clear Skies,
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It is sunday in an old country church. The preacher is delivering his sermon to his flock when the doors burst open and the devil himself walks in. As he proceeds up the aisle people are freaking out. They are climbing over each other to get away. Jumping out windows, running for the back door, hiding under pews. All except one old guy who just sits passivly and watches the goings on. The devil notices him, walks over and towering above him roars "Don't you know who I am!!! Why aren't you afraid?!?" The old guy looks up nods and says "A-yep. I knows exactly who you are. Been married to your sister for nigh on 30 years"
Keep calm and set SCE To AUX
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Clear Skies,
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I'm going to start a support group for neighbors with obsessive compulsive disorder.
I don't have it myself, but I'm hoping they'll clean my house once they come over and see the place.
I don't have it myself, but I'm hoping they'll clean my house once they come over and see the place.
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I drink tea, I read books, I look at stars when I'm not cursing clouds. It's what I do.
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