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Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
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Clear Skies,
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And the fact she still probably thinks they are both made of green cheese
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Lol
Gee if I had known there was so much to see I would have started decades ago !
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Clear Skies,
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Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
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You matter
Gee if I had known there was so much to see I would have started decades ago !
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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Just Relaxing
Gee if I had known there was so much to see I would have started decades ago !
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Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots!
Because it gives them square roots!
Clear Skies,
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Back in my day
Gee if I had known there was so much to see I would have started decades ago !
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Memories of Pluto...
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We still have 9
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EQ: TAL MT-1, Vixen SXP, SXP2, AXJ, AXD
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* Meade 323 refractor on a manual equatorial mount.
* Celestron C6 SCT on a Twilight 1 Alt-Az mount
Prof. Barnhardt to Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still: "There are several thousand questions I'd like to ask you.”
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Prof. Barnhardt to Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still: "There are several thousand questions I'd like to ask you.”
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Clear Skies,
-Jeff
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A big box of Plossls
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I drink tea, I read books, I look at stars when I'm not cursing clouds. It's what I do.
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AT50, AT72EDII, ST80, ST102; Scopetech Zero, AZ-GTi, AZ Pronto; Innorel RT90C, Oberwerk 5000; Orion Giantview 15x70s, Vortex 8x42s, Navy surplus 7x50s, Nikon 10x50s
I drink tea, I read books, I look at stars when I'm not cursing clouds. It's what I do.
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This one is for the fishkeepers;
Clear Skies,
-Jeff
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A big box of Plossls
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-Jeff
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A big box of Plossls
Little box of filters
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