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Re: 2022 Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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gregl wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 1:17 pm 145B0275-5B42-43FC-B2E2-
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I get most of my news from The Onion, it keeps me somewhat sane. :lol:
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Saw this online :)
Too funny
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A good fowl pun... ;)

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I think I figured out why my boiled eggs are always too runny...

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GCoyote wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:03 am skew you.jpgwrong strip.jpgFleetwood Mac GPS.png
Does it list all previous destinations as 'never going back again'?
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pakarinen wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:56 pmaperture.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol: That's a good one! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Lady Fraktor wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:36 pm
GCoyote wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:03 am skew you.jpgwrong strip.jpgFleetwood Mac GPS.png
Does it list all previous destinations as 'never going back again'?
I would have asked someone for directions but it said, 'DON'T STOP'
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Why is a shooting star better than a comet?

Because the shooting star is meteor.
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What do you say when an atom is being too rambunctious?

Put a quark in it.
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If you live in a large enough town to have seasonal stores pop up, you'll get it.
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Re: 2022 Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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I am sure we have all seen the backwards newtonians
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Now we are really scraping the bottom out of the barrel...
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