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I just saw this as an advertised product on Amazon. At first, I thought it would surely be unusual to attempt to cook a whole chicken in a small microwave oven, but then I concluded that it must be OK... if you leave the head on?!... Huh?
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I was going through several old family photos to use on another thread and I found these and thought that you might enjoy them on here.
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Unfortunately accurate...
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