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Balance is important in any relationship.
You need to consider how you communicate your feelings toward the other person versus the amount of forensic evidence it would create.

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I drove past a sign that said, "Watch For Children". I thought it might be a good trade.
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pakarinen wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 5:21 pm I drove past a sign that said, "Watch For Children". I thought it might be a good trade.
I love weird road signs. I saw one once in a laneway in "outback" Cornwall (UK) that said "Beware! Blind cat on road." (didn't see the cat though :( )

We have a number of official signs on a road that leads to a popular park and waterfall here in the Adelaide hills that say "Watch out for peds". (I assume that "peds" is short for "pedestrians", but "pedaphiles" always comes to mind as well ;) - sage advice indeed...)
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DeanD wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:49 am
pakarinen wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 5:21 pm I drove past a sign that said, "Watch For Children". I thought it might be a good trade.
I love weird road signs. I saw one once in a laneway in "outback" Cornwall (UK) that said "Beware! Blind cat on road." (didn't see the cat though :( )

We have a number of official signs on a road that leads to a popular park and waterfall here in the Adelaide hills that say "Watch out for peds". (I assume that "peds" is short for "pedestrians", but "pedaphiles" always comes to mind as well ;) - sage advice indeed...)
Or performance enhancing drugs. That sign is doing a lot of work. :lol:
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Ylem wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:34 pm 488462-da9a34b7f5041cfb575f5c0c885720c9.jpg
That was me in school :lol:
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Lady Fraktor wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 4:52 am
Ylem wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:34 pm 488462-da9a34b7f5041cfb575f5c0c885720c9.jpg
That was me in school :lol:
Why are we not surprised? ;)
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I blame my oldest sister, her idea of babysitting was to take me to concerts and recitals.
My first rock concert was Iron Maiden when I was 8 :)
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Lady Fraktor wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 5:36 am I blame my oldest sister, her idea of babysitting was to take me to concerts and recitals.
My first rock concert was Iron Maiden when I was 8 :)
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That does explain a few things.
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Lady Fraktor wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 4:52 am
Ylem wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:34 pm 488462-da9a34b7f5041cfb575f5c0c885720c9.jpg
That was me in school :lol:
LoL,

I remember how I answered this question;

Who invented vulcanized rubber?

Mr Spock was my answer, the teacher was not amused, still to this day I now recall it was Charles Goodyear!
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