Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[turboscrew]

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Goes here in Finland as well.

[pakarinen]

This is from an expense report that happened to cross my desk. WTH?
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[515bonner]

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And here in the USA they tax it.

[GCoyote]

This is from an expense report that happened to cross my desk. WTH?
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You sure that isn't a Klingon dish?
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[MistrBadgr]

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Which half was privatized?

[chicagorandy]

[Lady Fraktor]

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Which half was privatized?

That is the issue as you are never really sure...

[notFritzArgelander]

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Which half was privatized?

That is the issue as you are never really sure...

You have to follow the money. It's hard to trace which privateer is contributing to which politician.

[turboscrew]

Aha. The first run of tumor-killing medicine wil be given later today.

[pakarinen]

Aha. The first run of tumor-killing medicine wil be given later today.

Sisu!

[chicagorandy]

[pakarinen]

[GCoyote]

Gary GCoyote
officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
me: "How many guesses do I get?"

[Lady Fraktor]

Gary GCoyote
officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
me: "How many guesses do I get?"

Just tell them that you were moving slower than they were since they caught you.

[notFritzArgelander]

Gary GCoyote
officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
me: "How many guesses do I get?"

Just tell them that you were moving slower than they were since they caught you.

Before I knew I had blood sugar regulation problems I was driving home early from a canceled dinner date without having eaten. I was starting to feel a bit woozy and stopped regulating the speed of my vehicle. Pulled to the side, the officer asked the question "Do you know how fast you were going?" followed by the observation that I didn't look well. (Apparently I was rather pale and perspiring profusely on a cool autumn day.) I responded that I had no idea and was trying to get off the road because I was feeling woozy and thought I needed food. He wrote me a ticket. Told me to plead "not guilty" and followed me to the next exit where I found a diner. He left me in the parking lot.

Court day comes. My case comes up. I tell my story. The officer is there. He confirms it. The judge asks "And you BELIEVE him?" He responds, "Yes, your honor." And the case is dismissed to the chagrin of the judge.

[chicagorandy]

My girfriend has been on this goofy banana coconut diet. All she's eaten for the past month has been bananas and coconuts. She ain't lost no weight yet, but DANG can she climb a tree. I tell you what.

[GCoyote]

[Ylem]

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[DeanD]

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...actually I wouldn't want the "Media" room, although the rest looks good.

[pakarinen]