Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Discuss non-Astronomy related subjects. NOTE: posts are removed automatically after 365 days.
Post Reply
User avatar
chicagorandy United States of America
Orion Spur Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 767
Joined: Fri May 17, 2019 11:40 am
4
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2161

Post by chicagorandy »


dogs vs cats.jpg
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.

Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
User avatar
chicagorandy United States of America
Orion Spur Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 767
Joined: Fri May 17, 2019 11:40 am
4
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2162

Post by chicagorandy »


on the other hand.jpeg
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.

Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
User avatar
AntennaGuy United States of America
Milky Way Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 1409
Joined: Sun May 19, 2019 1:20 am
4
Location: Tyler, TX USA
Status:
Offline

TSS Awards Badges

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2163

Post by AntennaGuy »


Just saw this genuine headline:
You Should Probably Charge Your EV Before Using It As a Robbery Getaway Car
And no, for this one, you don't need a link. The headline pretty much tells the whole story. :)
* Meade 323 refractor on a manual equatorial mount.
* Celestron C6 SCT on a Twilight 1 Alt-Az mount
Prof. Barnhardt to Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still: "There are several thousand questions I'd like to ask you.”
User avatar
chicagorandy United States of America
Orion Spur Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 767
Joined: Fri May 17, 2019 11:40 am
4
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2164

Post by chicagorandy »


rowboatocop.jpg
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.

Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
User avatar
chicagorandy United States of America
Orion Spur Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 767
Joined: Fri May 17, 2019 11:40 am
4
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2165

Post by chicagorandy »


pretend theyre saving daylight.jpeg
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.

Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
User avatar
gregl
Milky Way Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 1091
Joined: Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:30 am
4
Location: California
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2166

Post by gregl »


IMG_0689.PNG

IMG_0688.PNG
User avatar
gregl
Milky Way Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 1091
Joined: Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:30 am
4
Location: California
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2167

Post by gregl »


IMG_0692.PNG

IMG_0690.PNG
User avatar
OzEclipse Australia
Moderator
Moderator
Articles: 2
Offline
Posts: 2327
Joined: Sat May 11, 2019 8:11 am
4
Location: Young, NSW, Australia, 34S, 148E
Status:
Offline

TSS Awards Badges

TSS Photo of the Day

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2168

Post by OzEclipse »


Screen Shot 2023-03-13 at 4.21.49 pm.png
User avatar
OzEclipse Australia
Moderator
Moderator
Articles: 2
Offline
Posts: 2327
Joined: Sat May 11, 2019 8:11 am
4
Location: Young, NSW, Australia, 34S, 148E
Status:
Offline

TSS Awards Badges

TSS Photo of the Day

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2169

Post by OzEclipse »


sweetie-honey.jpeg
User avatar
chicagorandy United States of America
Orion Spur Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 767
Joined: Fri May 17, 2019 11:40 am
4
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2170

Post by chicagorandy »


Probably a rerun from a few years ago, but still fun.
vegans lawn mow.jpeg
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.

Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
User avatar
pakarinen United States of America
Inter-Galactic Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 4013
Joined: Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:33 pm
4
Location: NE Illinois
Status:
Offline

TSS Awards Badges

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2171

Post by pakarinen »


dreams.jpg
=============================================================================
I drink tea, I read books, I look at stars when I'm not cursing clouds. It's what I do.
=============================================================================
AT50, AT72EDII, ST80, ST102; Scopetech Zero, AZ-GTi, AZ Pronto; Innorel RT90C, Oberwerk 5000; Orion Giantview 15x70s, Vortex 8x42s, Navy surplus 7x50s, Nikon 10x50s
User avatar
AntennaGuy United States of America
Milky Way Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 1409
Joined: Sun May 19, 2019 1:20 am
4
Location: Tyler, TX USA
Status:
Offline

TSS Awards Badges

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2172

Post by AntennaGuy »


chicagorandy wrote: Mon Mar 13, 2023 3:59 pm Probably a rerun from a few years ago, but still fun.
vegans lawn mow.jpeg
Those look like Porterhouse steaks. Yum.
* Meade 323 refractor on a manual equatorial mount.
* Celestron C6 SCT on a Twilight 1 Alt-Az mount
Prof. Barnhardt to Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still: "There are several thousand questions I'd like to ask you.”
User avatar
gregl
Milky Way Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 1091
Joined: Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:30 am
4
Location: California
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2173

Post by gregl »


I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
User avatar
chicagorandy United States of America
Orion Spur Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 767
Joined: Fri May 17, 2019 11:40 am
4
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2174

Post by chicagorandy »


monday daylight.jpeg
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.

Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
User avatar
Lady Fraktor Slovakia
Co-Administrator
Co-Administrator
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 9860
Joined: Mon Apr 29, 2019 9:14 pm
4
Location: Slovakia
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2175

Post by Lady Fraktor »


We do not partake of the stupidity until 26 March
See Far Sticks: Antares Elita 103/1575, AOM FLT 105/1000, Bresser BV 127/1200, Nočný stopár 152/1200, Vyrobené doma 70/700, Stellarvue NHNG DX 80/552, TAL RS100/1000, Vixen SD115s/885
EQ: TAL MT-1, Vixen SXP, AXJ, AXD
Az/Alt: AYO Digi II/ Argo Navis, Stellarvue M2C/ Argo Navis
Tripods: Berlebach Planet (2), Uni 28 Astro, Report 372, TAL factory maple, Vixen ASG-CB90, Vixen AXD-TR102
Diagonals: Astro-Physics, Baader Amici, Baader Herschel, iStar Blue, Stellarvue DX, Takahashi prism, TAL, Vixen flip mirror
Eyepieces: Antares to Zeiss
The only culture I have is from yogurt
My day was going well until... people
Image
User avatar
DeanD Australia
Orion Spur Ambassador
Articles: 0
Online
Posts: 653
Joined: Fri May 17, 2019 7:27 am
4
Location: Adelaide South Australia
Status:
Online

TSS Awards Badges

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2176

Post by DeanD »


Lady Fraktor wrote: Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:39 am We do not partake of the stupidity until 26 March
You should try DST and a 1/2 hour time zone! :)
Telescopes: 12" f5 dob, Celestron CPC800, 150mmf5 Celestron achro, Tak TSA102, TV76, ETX125...
Binos: Steiner Wildlife XP 10x26, Swarovski 8x30 Habicht, Zeiss SFL 8x40, Vanguard Endeavour 10.5x45, Fuji FMTR-SX 10x50, Tak 22x60, Orion Resolux 15x70
Eyepieces: way too many (is that possible?), but I do like my TV 32mm plossl, 13mm Nagler T6, 27mm Panoptic and 3-6mm Nagler zoom, plus Fujiyama 18mm and 25mm orthos and Tak 7.5mm LE
User avatar
chicagorandy United States of America
Orion Spur Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 767
Joined: Fri May 17, 2019 11:40 am
4
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2177

Post by chicagorandy »


coffee brain.jpeg
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.

Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
User avatar
chicagorandy United States of America
Orion Spur Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 767
Joined: Fri May 17, 2019 11:40 am
4
Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Status:
Offline

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2178

Post by chicagorandy »


Lady Fraktor wrote: Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:39 am We do not partake of the stupidity until 26 March
Neato - you get 14 more days of Vintage daylight! Not that infantile daylight we have here in the States. Enjoy it while you can. ;)
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.

Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
User avatar
pakarinen United States of America
Inter-Galactic Ambassador
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 4013
Joined: Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:33 pm
4
Location: NE Illinois
Status:
Offline

TSS Awards Badges

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2179

Post by pakarinen »


I guess I'm in the minority - I much prefer DST. My internal clock seems to run much better on it. Although maybe that's partly because I associate standard time with Chicago winters and I hate Chicago winters.

It does make going out to the dark site difficult though when twilight doesn't end until 10PM in high summer and I can't stay past 11PM or midnight due to work the next day.
Last edited by pakarinen on Wed Mar 15, 2023 12:55 pm, edited 2 times in total.
=============================================================================
I drink tea, I read books, I look at stars when I'm not cursing clouds. It's what I do.
=============================================================================
AT50, AT72EDII, ST80, ST102; Scopetech Zero, AZ-GTi, AZ Pronto; Innorel RT90C, Oberwerk 5000; Orion Giantview 15x70s, Vortex 8x42s, Navy surplus 7x50s, Nikon 10x50s
User avatar
Makuser United States of America
In Memory
In Memory
Articles: 0
Offline
Posts: 6394
Joined: Mon May 06, 2019 12:53 am
4
Location: Rockledge, FL.
Status:
Offline

TSS Awards Badges

TSS Photo of the Day

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

#2180

Post by Makuser »


Here is a great way to calm down and relax after a hard day:
Stay Calm.jpeg
Marshall
Sky-Watcher 90mm f/13.8 Maksutov-Cassegrain on motorized Multimount
Orion Astroview 120ST f/5 Refractor on EQ3 mount
Celestron Comet Catcher 140mm f/3.64 Schmidt-Newtonian on alt-az mount
Celestron Omni XLT150R f/5 Refractor on CG4 mount with dual axis drives.
Orion 180mm f/15 Maksutov-Cassegrain on CG5-GT Goto mount.
Orion XT12i 12" f/4.9 Dobsonian Intelliscope.
Kamakura 7x35 Binoculars and Celestron SkyMaster 15x70 Binoculars. ZWO ASI 120MC camera.
>)))))*>
Post Reply

Create an account or sign in to join the discussion

You need to be a member in order to post a reply

Create an account

Not a member? register to join our community
Members can start their own topics & subscribe to topics
It’s free and only takes a minute

Register

Sign in

Return to “Off-Topic”