Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[Chich]

Just saw a news item that Scientists have finally be able to weigh a rainbow.
Found out it was pretty light.

[Ylem]

[chicagorandy]

[Ylem]

I don't know how to cook this,
So it will remain in the can.

[AntennaGuy]

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I don't know how to cook this,
So it will remain in the can.

Why stop with pork?

[DeanD]

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I don't know how to cook this,
So it will remain in the can.

Very wise move!

[pakarinen]

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

[Ylem]

[chicagorandy]

[Ylem]

And...

[Chich]

[gregl]

[gregl]

[gregl]

[pakarinen]

[gregl]

[gregl]

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[Ylem]

[Chich]

[Nakedgun]

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There's the story of the mafia godfather who finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.

His bookkeeper is deaf - the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything he might have to testify about in court.

When the godfather goes to confront his bookkeeper about the missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The godfather tells the attorney, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."

The attorney, using sign language, asks him where the money is and the bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The attorney tells the godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed, in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The godfather ask the attorney, "Well, what did he say?"

The attorney replies, "He said you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."




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