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Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

"What makes you think that?" asks Quasimodo.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."
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Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “how do you drive this thing?”
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Well good night my astro friends! Off to the NaCl mines!
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Lady Fraktor wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:08 pm
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The first 3 letters of "book" are "boo!" :lol:

Ok, heading off to work, keep my seat warm. Lol
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The mad rush for toilet paper these days, most definitely defines what a s**tstorm is. :lol:
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It's good to prioritize...
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pakarinen wrote:
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Everyone laughs at us Maine "hicks", until the time they want us to make more toilet paper. Toilet paper doesn't grow on trees, but the labor of TP does come from them.
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Buckethead 2.0 wrote:
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:03 pm
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Everyone laughs at us Maine "hicks", until the time they want us to make more toilet paper. Toilet paper doesn't grow on trees, but the labor of TP does come from them.
Should that not be the Maine ingredient does??
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Lady Fraktor wrote:
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Buckethead 2.0 wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:12 pm
pakarinen wrote:
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Everyone laughs at us Maine "hicks", until the time they want us to make more toilet paper. Toilet paper doesn't grow on trees, but the labor of TP does come from them.
Should that not be the Maine ingredient does??
Everyone laughs at Mainers in movies. The actors NEVER get the accent right however. Now they want toilet paper. We produce an immense amount of paper products. And while everyone laughs at us hicks, they want toilet paper and newspapers. Same thing, only different. :lol:
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The Ted and Marcia image is my is my favorite.
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