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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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Makuser wrote:
Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:37 pm
A Chance of Rain?:
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He should have bought a new telescope. Guaranteed rain! :sprefac:
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So when I am in my "crazy" state I'm Meatloaf and when I am in my "relatively sane" state I'm Hall and Oates?

It's Dionysus versus Apollo! The Joker versus Batman!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollonian_and_Dionysian
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Some Interesting Laws On Life:
Dentists' Law - Your toothache suddenly stops hurting when you finally get the dentist's office and sit in the waiting room, listening to the drills working.
Law of Bad Weather - The chances for bad weather, and especially rain, increases exponentially after the delivery of a new telescope or other astronomy gear, or you have just nicely washed your car or pick up truck.
Law of Velocity - No matter how slowly you think you're driving, that ONE time that you take your mind off of your speed for an instant, there is a police car with radar up ahead.
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Yesterday I met a guy named Jim Apple.
I bet he has a hard time introducing himself in France .
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The great Redd Foxx.
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My old uncle developed a serious skin complaint some years ago.
The doctors and specialists were at a loss to diagnose it and it failed to respond to any treatment from vitamins to anti-biotics.
The best they could do to relieve the poor man was to cover him from head to foot in grease.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Philosophy is pondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
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SKEtrip wrote:
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Philosophy is pondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Within philosophy, Plato says that ketchup is a smoothie. David Hume notes the absence of tomato smoothies from menus. Wittgenstein cannot point to any instance of the word game "tomato smoothie".
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Grandma's cooking was so bad that the flies all chipped in to fix the screen door.

The doorbell rang the other night and it was my mother-in-law standing there in the pouring rain. I looked at her and said, "Well don't just stand there, go home!"
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My young son asked me, "Where does poo come from?"

I was a little uncomfortable, but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds, and then asked, "And Tigger?"
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avid.astronomer wrote:
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My young son asked me, "Where does poo come from?"

I was a little uncomfortable, but gave him an honest explanation. He looked a little perplexed, stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds, and then asked, "And Tigger?"
Bwaaaaaa-haaaahaaaahaaahaaa! Outstanding!
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pakarinen wrote:
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Grandma's cooking was so bad that the flies all chipped in to fix the screen door.
Hi pakarinen. That was hilarious. Here is the flip side.
To Grandmother's House We Go:
Grandma invited her son, daughter in law, and grandson over for dinner on Sunday night. When the dinner was served, they all sat down at the table. The father asked; "Aren't we going to pray before we eat like we do at home?" The grandson replied; "Not necessary. Grandma knows how to cook." :lol:
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Funny
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around here, I will go on ahead.
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Another from the great sarcastic humor of Gary Larson and The Far Side.
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PS. I am a cat lover, but this is still humorous.
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Very true
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Rodney Dangerfield on the johnny Carson show 1980.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MecU2keW54I
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