Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[Ylem]

[gregl]

From The Onion, America's Finest News Source:

[AntennaGuy]

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Hmm. This can be said about many more activities, and entire careers, than merely posting memes!

[Ylem]

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[Nakedgun]

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A woman walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some arsenic. He askes, "What for?"

She says, "I want to kill my husband."

He says, "Well, obviously I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife and hands it to him.

He says, "Oh, you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."



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[Ylem]

[Ylem]

Not really a joke, but seems to fit best here. I was cleaning out some old family stuff and found this, my grandmother never used it, has no expiration date.

[OzEclipse]

A handbag, a pair of earings, and a car battery walk into a restaurant.

They sit down and order a meal and drinks. The battery has a bit much to drink and gets into a fight with the salt shaker. In the ensuing scuffle, the battery smashes the salt shaker. Police are called but the handbag and earings usher the car battery out before the police arrive.

Next day, the police locate and arrest all three. The primary charge was assault and battery. The earings and handbag were charged with being accessories after the fact.

[Ylem]

[gregl]

[SparWeb]

Socrates wasn't a god...
... but in many ways he is immortal.

[DeanD]

A handbag, a pair of earings, and a car battery walk into a restaurant.

They sit down and order a meal and drinks. The battery has a bit much to drink and gets into a fight with the salt shaker. In the ensuing scuffle, the battery smashes the salt shaker. Police are called but the handbag and earings usher the car battery out before the police arrive.

Next day, the police locate and arrest all three. The primary charge was assault and battery. The earings and handbag were charged with being accessories after the fact.

I thought you were going to say that the battery got off without charge, because it was flat after all that fighting and drinking...

[Ylem]

[MrShorty]

Jerry King Cartoons for 27 Sep. 2024

[Graeme1858]

[AntennaGuy]

I have to admit that I didn't know that anyone actually took the admonition, "save a tree, eat a beaver!" seriously. You can learn so much on the internet.
https://www.theblaze.com/align/beaver-a ... r-red-meat
Excerpt: "The oldest edition of "The Joy of Cooking" included a beaver recipe. Beaver tail, once a delicacy, was praised for its fattiness, likened to pork or fatty beef cuts."

[gregl]

[DeanD]

I have to admit that I didn't know that anyone actually took the admonition, "save a tree, eat a beaver!" seriously. You can learn so much on the internet.
https://www.theblaze.com/align/beaver-a ... r-red-meat
Excerpt: "The oldest edition of "The Joy of Cooking" included a beaver recipe. Beaver tail, once a delicacy, was praised for its fattiness, likened to pork or fatty beef cuts."

My mind did a segue, and I thought of the old Aussie bush recipe for cooking Galahs (small pink and grey cockatoos that can live for over 30 years in the wild):

"Place the galah in water in a saucepan with a rock: boil until the rock has softened. The galah will then be ready to eat..."

[chicagorandy]

[pakarinen]