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Fact: If everyone on Earth held hands at the Equator? Most of them would drown.

Fact: Even 112 years since it sank, the swimming pool on the Titanic is STILL filled with water.

Truth: Build a man a fire and you will keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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chicagorandy wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2024 12:57 am ...
Truth: Build a man a fire and you will keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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