If the bartender was just a bit smarter, he would impose a cover charge.
Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
* Meade 323 refractor on a manual equatorial mount.
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Prof. Barnhardt to Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still: "There are several thousand questions I'd like to ask you.”
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Hold the line a minute, Edna, I think there's UFOs in my backyard.
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Hold the line a minute, Edna, I think there's UFOs in my backyard.
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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Had some car trouble, so I got a ride to work with a long-time co-worker. I was surprised to see he had a GPS on his dashboard telling him where to turn and when.
Me: Um, you've been working at the same place as me for years. Why do you need a GPS?
Him: It gives me daily affirmation.
GPS: "At the next traffic light, turn left."
Me: That's affirmation?
Him: Not that. Just wait for it...
Me: ?
This continued until we arrived at the parking lot, whereupon:
GPS: "You have arrived."
Him: Yeah! I'VE ARRIVED!!
Me: Um, you've been working at the same place as me for years. Why do you need a GPS?
Him: It gives me daily affirmation.
GPS: "At the next traffic light, turn left."
Me: That's affirmation?
Him: Not that. Just wait for it...
Me: ?
This continued until we arrived at the parking lot, whereupon:
GPS: "You have arrived."
Him: Yeah! I'VE ARRIVED!!
* Meade 323 refractor on a manual equatorial mount.
* Celestron C6 SCT on a Twilight 1 Alt-Az mount
* Losmandy GM8G mount.
* Vixen VMC260L.
Prof. Barnhardt to Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still: "There are several thousand questions I'd like to ask you.”
* Celestron C6 SCT on a Twilight 1 Alt-Az mount
* Losmandy GM8G mount.
* Vixen VMC260L.
Prof. Barnhardt to Klaatu in The Day the Earth Stood Still: "There are several thousand questions I'd like to ask you.”
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I made a huge to do list for the weekend. i just can't figure out who's going to do it.
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Hold the line a minute, Edna, I think there's UFOs in my backyard.
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Hold the line a minute, Edna, I think there's UFOs in my backyard.
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You know you're getting old when your 'go bag' is mostly filled with things you will need while sitting in one of your doctors' waiting rooms.
Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
Gary C
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Jason 10x50 Binoculars
Celestron 7x50 Binoculars
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(And a bunch of stuff I'm still trying to fix or find parts for.)
Gary C
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
Clear Skies,
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
Gary C
Celestron Astro Master 130mm f5 Newtonian GEM
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Bushnell 90mm f13.9 Catadioptric
Gskyer 80mm f5 Alt/Az refractor
Jason 10x50 Binoculars
Celestron 7x50 Binoculars
Svbony 2.1x42 Binoculars
(And a bunch of stuff I'm still trying to fix or find parts for.)
Gary C
Celestron Astro Master 130mm f5 Newtonian GEM
Meade 114-EQ-DH f7.9 Newtonian w/ manual GEM
Bushnell 90mm f13.9 Catadioptric
Gskyer 80mm f5 Alt/Az refractor
Jason 10x50 Binoculars
Celestron 7x50 Binoculars
Svbony 2.1x42 Binoculars
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I LOVE REFRACTORS , 
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EYEPIECES, Delos , Delite and 26mm Nagler t5 , zoom Svbony 7-21
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I search the sky, where I was born.
since my tender youth. from me .
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REFRACTOR , TELE VUE 85MM f7 , TS-Optics Doublet SD-APO 125 mm f/7.8 . lunt 60 mt on the way .
EYEPIECES, Delos , Delite and 26mm Nagler t5 , zoom Svbony 7-21
FILTER , Nebustar 2 tele vue . Apm solar wedge . contrast booster 2 inches .
Mounts , berno mack 3 with telepod , cg-4 motorized , eq6 pro belt drive , on the way here .
I search the sky, where I was born.
since my tender youth. from me .
Jean-Yves
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I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym again today. 
That's five years in a row.
That's five years in a row.
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
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Did you know a human fart can be louder than a trombone?
I discovered that at my granddaughter's school concert.
I discovered that at my granddaughter's school concert.
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Hold the line a minute, Edna, I think there's UFOs in my backyard.
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Hold the line a minute, Edna, I think there's UFOs in my backyard.
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I've decided that at every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to be there a those who don't.
Trouble is, they're usually married to each other.
While I was pondering other world-changing thoughts like that, my boss came to me at lunch: "Where the hell have you been?" he asked, I've been looking for you all morning!"
I shrugged: "You've said it before, good employees are hard to find."
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I've decided that at every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to be there a those who don't.
Trouble is, they're usually married to each other.
While I was pondering other world-changing thoughts like that, my boss came to me at lunch: "Where the hell have you been?" he asked, I've been looking for you all morning!"
I shrugged: "You've said it before, good employees are hard to find."
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"A republic, madam, if you can keep it." - Benjamin Franklin
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