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Love it! I just put in an order for one (not entirely tongue-in-cheek) for our Repair Cafe kid's table...Lady Fraktor wrote: ↑Sun Apr 02, 2023 4:04 am Feel like a god while doing those small jobs around the home!
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Man... That's some icky-tasting stuff!
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And not only that but they are putting less fabric in the waistbands of new pants than they did many years ago. Back then, I measured my waist and it was 34 inches and the pants fit. Today I still have a waist but I have to buy 40-inch waistband pants.
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This guy went into his garage in the morning and saw a small puddle under his car. Being particular about maintenance, he bent over and dipped his fingers in it and rubbed them together. The liquid was not slippery, so he knew it wasn't oil. He smelled it and could tell it was not transmission fluid. He tasted it and it was not a sweet taste so he knew it wasn't radiator fluid, and it wasn't a strong acid like battery acid. It was a little dry seeming and only slightly acidic. And then out of the corner of his eye he noticed that the
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Anyone who tastes unknown fluid on the ground deserves what they get!gregl wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 2:39 am Here's one that was on the Car Talk radio program:
This guy went into his garage in the morning and saw a small puddle under his car. Being particular about maintenance, he bent over and dipped his fingers in it and rubbed them together. The liquid was not slippery, so he knew it wasn't oil. He smelled it and could tell it was not transmission fluid. He tasted it and it was not a sweet taste so he knew it wasn't radiator fluid, and it wasn't a strong acid like battery acid. It was a little dry seeming and only slightly acidic. And then out of the corner of his eye he noticed that the cat had been locked in the garage all night.
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He got tired of the hole business.
I'll see myself out...
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My universal remote wouldn't even control my TV!Lady Fraktor wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 7:57 pm A sad day, I have just realized my new universal remote control will not in fact control the universe... not even remotely.
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