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Warning note: The following could potentially be considered political... except that it is too ridiculous to be taken seriously!
Besides, the song (second link below) actually came first, so the first link could be asserted to be plagiarism anyway.
Article Title/Argument: If plants are so intelligent, should we stop eating them?
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ating-them
And here's the obvious response: "Carrot Juice is Murder":
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AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:16 pm And here's the obvious response: "Carrot Juice is Murder":
That's why I'm becoming a fruitarian. :D

(Actually, I could probably do ok on citrus, plums, and berries for quite awhile.)
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Ylem wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2023 1:26 am 475893-832ac5c1d063e9e689aa63701c5913be.jpg476076-cc9570e1eafff535ff906eb1f2a4be6f.jpg
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Not sure if this is a repeat?
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Hmmm, I wonder whatHe's singing or playing?? For $75 it had better be good. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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OzEclipse wrote: ↑Sun Jan 29, 2023 5:56 am Hmmm, I wonder whatHe's singing or playing?? For $75 it had better be good. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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