Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
Warning note: The following could potentially be considered political... except that it is too ridiculous to be taken seriously!
Besides, the song (second link below) actually came first, so the first link could be asserted to be plagiarism anyway.
Article Title/Argument: If plants are so intelligent, should we stop eating them?
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ating-them
And here's the obvious response: "Carrot Juice is Murder":
Besides, the song (second link below) actually came first, so the first link could be asserted to be plagiarism anyway.
Article Title/Argument: If plants are so intelligent, should we stop eating them?
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ating-them
And here's the obvious response: "Carrot Juice is Murder":
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That's why I'm becoming a fruitarian.AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:16 pm And here's the obvious response: "Carrot Juice is Murder":
(Actually, I could probably do ok on citrus, plums, and berries for quite awhile.)
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Not sure if this is a repeat?
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Hmmm, I wonder whatHe's singing or playing?? For $75 it had better be good.
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Don't you just love auto-correct?
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
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Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
Celestron Nexstar+ 127 SLT, several budget plossl eyepieces, Celestron 8-24mm zoom EP and a 12.5mm illuminated double reticle EP, Svbony SV205 camera w/.5 focal reducer, Celestron SkyMaster 20x80 binos on a 40 yr old QuickSet PanHead tripod, Stellarium, Sharpcap and ManyCam on my laptop, SkyView and Nightshift on my phone and a dandy little $9 red-light flashlight.
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