Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
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Re: 2022 Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
So she hollers out to me from the kitchen...."Honey - have you seen the dog bowl?" I yell back - "No, I didn't even know he could."
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This made me laugh !
Gee if I had known there was so much to see I would have started decades ago !
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I got kicked out of the Walmart break room today... They asked me what I was doing there... I said, "I'm on break what do you think? " They said "but you don't work here" I told them, "I just went through the self check out, so clearly I do"
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, his shadow is still looking for him.
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
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Thius has to qualify for a "Dad joke of the Year" award....
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_mITvf2X5RY
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_mITvf2X5RY
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And what do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
Not to brag but I'm SO good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.
An Impasta.
Not to brag but I'm SO good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
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Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
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I had a signal. When I cued up Zappa's Billy the Mountain folks knew it was time. Now I simplify by not having parties.
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The math in that nuclear reactor and turkey-cooking cartoon is wrong*. Sigh.
*p.s. Ah... I see that they have corrected the graphic at https://www.energy.gov/ne/articles/info ... giving-day to refer to 1 GW of power, not the nonsensical phrase "power each hour." However, they still base their result on a silly notion of uniformly-distributing the cooking of turkeys in the USA across a 24 hour time period. How many people cook their Thanksgiving Day turkeys from 1:00 AM to 4:30 AM?
pps. "18 States" sounds like a lot, out of the 50 states total, right? But 30 million people sounds like... less than 10% of the US population. So, if they had simply included California (population ~ 39 million), it would have been... less than one state.
So...ok, that poster does belong in the jokes section.
*p.s. Ah... I see that they have corrected the graphic at https://www.energy.gov/ne/articles/info ... giving-day to refer to 1 GW of power, not the nonsensical phrase "power each hour." However, they still base their result on a silly notion of uniformly-distributing the cooking of turkeys in the USA across a 24 hour time period. How many people cook their Thanksgiving Day turkeys from 1:00 AM to 4:30 AM?
pps. "18 States" sounds like a lot, out of the 50 states total, right? But 30 million people sounds like... less than 10% of the US population. So, if they had simply included California (population ~ 39 million), it would have been... less than one state.
So...ok, that poster does belong in the jokes section.
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Yes, I would expect that to encourage people to go home...notFritzArgelander wrote: ↑Sat Nov 19, 2022 8:13 pmI had a signal. When I cued up Zappa's Billy the Mountain folks knew it was time. Now I simplify by not having parties.
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Tablets were replaced by scrolls, scrolls were replaced by books.... now we just scroll through books on our tablets.
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.
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Thanks for reassuring me that I'm not the only person who deconstructs these things on occasion.AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Sun Nov 20, 2022 3:17 am The math in that nuclear reactor and turkey-cooking cartoon is wrong*. Sigh.
*p.s. Ah... I see that they have corrected the graphic at https://www.energy.gov/ne/articles/info ... giving-day to refer to 1 GW of power, not the nonsensical phrase "power each hour." However, they still base their result on a silly notion of uniformly-distributing the cooking of turkeys in the USA across a 24 hour time period. How many people cook their Thanksgiving Day turkeys from 1:00 AM to 4:30 AM?
pps. "18 States" sounds like a lot, out of the 50 states total, right? But 30 million people sounds like... less than 10% of the US population. So, if they had simply included California (population ~ 39 million), it would have been... less than one state.
So...ok, that poster does belong in the jokes section.
And yeah, definitely belongs in the jokes section.
Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
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(And a bunch of stuff I'm still trying to fix or find parts for.)
Gary C
Celestron Astro Master 130mm f5 Newtonian GEM
Meade 114-EQ-DH f7.9 Newtonian w/ manual GEM
Bushnell 90mm f13.9 Catadioptric
Gskyer 80mm f5 Alt/Az refractor
Jason 10x50 Binoculars
Celestron 7x50 Binoculars
Svbony 2.1x42 Binoculars
(And a bunch of stuff I'm still trying to fix or find parts for.)
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