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notFritzArgelander wrote: Wed Aug 10, 2022 2:00 pm Today I discovered when an astronomer starts to become old.

You see a piece of desirable gear and the first thought after the initial excitement is not "Is there room in the budget?" but rather "Can my heirs handle that much astro stuff?"
As someone who has handled quite a few requests from "heirs" about what to do with their newly acquired astro gear, I know this is only too true, sadly!
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If you haven't already.

Go to Google and search the word 'cat'. On the right side of the screen will be a cat picture and a cartoon paw.

Click on the paw and then click anywhere on your screen as often as you like.

You're welcome.
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chicagorandy wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:11 pm If you haven't already.

Go to Google and search the word 'cat'. On the right side of the screen will be a cat picture and a cartoon paw.

Click on the paw and then click anywhere on your screen as often as you like.

You're welcome.
Meow! 😆
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chicagorandy wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:11 pm If you haven't already.

Go to Google and search the word 'cat'. On the right side of the screen will be a cat picture and a cartoon paw.

Click on the paw and then click anywhere on your screen as often as you like.

You're welcome.
Google just reduced net US productivity by 5% for today.

Update: It's made it to the Pentagon. We are officially doomed.
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chicagorandy wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:11 pm If you haven't already.

Go to Google and search the word 'cat'. On the right side of the screen will be a cat picture and a cartoon paw.

Click on the paw and then click anywhere on your screen as often as you like.

You're welcome.
Now I have something to do today. :D
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Is it true that Noah had to build his vessel out of wood because way back then there were no arc welders?
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Not a funny meme, but it was how I spent a glorious 5+ hours at a local Renaissance Faire today -
steampunk 8-13-22.jpg
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chicagorandy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:35 am Not a funny meme, but it was how I spent a glorious 5+ hours at a local Renaissance Faire today -

steampunk 8-13-22.jpg
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chicagorandy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:43 am assault cow.jpg
What do you call this?
https://www.texasstandard.org/wp-conten ... 558100.jpg
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AntennaGuy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 5:19 pm
chicagorandy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:43 am assault cow.jpg
What do you call this?
https://www.texasstandard.org/wp-conten ... 558100.jpg
Photoshop? :)
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GCoyote wrote: Sat Aug 06, 2022 1:59 am
Makuser wrote: Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:22 pm Some astronomy humor:

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I hope that you enjoy these and have a great weekend.
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Bigzmey wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 5:46 pm
AntennaGuy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 5:19 pm
chicagorandy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:43 am assault cow.jpg
What do you call this?
https://www.texasstandard.org/wp-conten ... 558100.jpg
Photoshop? :)
Ha ha! They really do get this long. My neighbors have some longhorn cattle. See also the link below:

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AntennaGuy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 5:19 pm
chicagorandy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:43 am assault cow.jpg
What do you call this?
https://www.texasstandard.org/wp-conten ... 558100.jpg
That's the same cow with the Extended Warranty.
Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
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Hmmm...
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AntennaGuy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 7:10 pm
Bigzmey wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 5:46 pm
AntennaGuy wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 5:19 pm
What do you call this?
https://www.texasstandard.org/wp-conten ... 558100.jpg
Photoshop? :)
Ha ha! They really do get this long. My neighbors have some longhorn cattle. See also the link below:

More at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Longhorn
They obviously don't sleep on their sides...
Telescopes: 12" f5 dob, Celestron CPC800, 150mmf5 Celestron achro, Tak TSA102, TV76, ETX125...
Binos: Steiner Wildlife XP 10x26, Swarovski 8x30 Habicht, Zeiss SFL 8x40, Vanguard Endeavour 10.5x45, Fuji FMTR-SX 10x50, Tak 22x60, Orion Resolux 15x70
Eyepieces: way too many (is that possible?), but I do like my TV 32mm plossl, 13mm Nagler T6, 27mm Panoptic and 3-6mm Nagler zoom, plus Fujiyama 18mm and 25mm orthos and Tak 7.5mm LE
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