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Sometimes less really is more...
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:lol: Our lab safety people have a great poster. It''s a picture of an acid carboy encrusted with crystals about 6 inches thick. The caption reads, "This is not recyclable."
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chicagorandy wrote: Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:19 pm realist.jpg
An idealist thinks that if he believes the train is an illusion he'll be quite safe. A fourth idiot.
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Some astronomy humor:

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Makuser wrote: Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:22 pm Some astronomy humor:

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I hope that you enjoy these and have a great weekend.
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As more of my friends and relatives recall my interest in astronomy, I get more of those "huge asteroid heading toward Earth" stories.
:angry-banghead:
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Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo

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He apologized. In my opinion, he shouldn't have had to apologize, nor do I think he should have apologized. It was a tweet, for goodness sakes. I wonder if a better response to the complaints about his humorous post would have been something like this:
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AntennaGuy wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 2:59 pm He apologized. In my opinion, he shouldn't have had to apologize, nor do I think he should have apologized. It was a tweet, for goodness sakes. I wonder if a better response to the complaints about his humorous post would have been something like this:
I agree. It’s tiresome to have to apologize to illiterates for their own illiteracy. ;)
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chicagorandy wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 11:13 pm mr tea.jpeg

I love it when a meme comes together.
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Today I discovered when an astronomer starts to become old.

You see a piece of desirable gear and the first thought after the initial excitement is not "Is there room in the budget?" but rather "Can my heirs handle that much astro stuff?"
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