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Lady Fraktor wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:15 am @chicagorandy
All these years I thought they used only puppets on that show! ;)
HAH! My secret is out.
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Sometimes less really is more...
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:lol: Our lab safety people have a great poster. It''s a picture of an acid carboy encrusted with crystals about 6 inches thick. The caption reads, "This is not recyclable."
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chicagorandy wrote: Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:19 pm realist.jpg
An idealist thinks that if he believes the train is an illusion he'll be quite safe. A fourth idiot.
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Some astronomy humor:

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Makuser wrote: Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:22 pm Some astronomy humor:

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I hope that you enjoy these and have a great weekend.
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As more of my friends and relatives recall my interest in astronomy, I get more of those "huge asteroid heading toward Earth" stories.
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This is either about crazy riding skills or how versatile a Vespa is. Not sure which.
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
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