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Happy Fourth of July!

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I knew goats liked to climb, but I didn't know they did this. You can learn something every day!
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AntennaGuy wrote: Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:14 pm I knew goats liked to climb, but I didn't know they did this. You can learn something every day!
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They'll climb on a horse and ride it given half a chance. This is a real photo, taken by a friend of mine, his children's pet goats and pony.
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I was reminded to rinse out all containers before putting them in the recycling.

I'd like to know why I have to wash garbage.
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In town today, I saw a young man try to help an elderly woman in high heel shoes who seemed to be losing her balance.

Far from being grateful, she swung her handbag at him. It must have been heavy as it knocked him out cold.

I called the police & gave the guy first aid until police and ambulance arrived.

The woman was charged with assault and grievous bodily harm.

The handbag and high heel shoes were charged with being accessories. :D
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gregl wrote: Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:53 am
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Where did you get that one of my wife and I and the thermostat? ;)
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Local pizza places have begun to compensate:
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DeanD wrote: Wed Jul 06, 2022 12:03 pm
gregl wrote: Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:53 am
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Where did you get that one of my wife and I and the thermostat? ;)

Marriage is sleeping in a room that is too hot next to a person who is sleeping in a room that is too cold.
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Not a funny meme at all, just a few words worth remembering.

Taken from a FB group I follow -

"Be who you are and say what you mean, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind."
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