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Here is some old age humor for the weekend:
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Makuser wrote: ↑Sat May 14, 2022 3:50 pm Here is some old age humor for the weekend:
Thanks Makuser, I feel younger already!
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I was feeling kinda lonely in my dotage - so I adopted a new adult dog this morning. He seems like he'll be a good companion?
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chicagorandy wrote: ↑Sun May 15, 2022 10:41 pm I was feeling kinda lonely in my dotage - so I adopted a new adult dog this morning. He seems like he'll be a good companion?

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Am I the only one who is a bit creeped out by this piccie? ;)
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No, it thoroughly creeps ME out too. That's why it is a cherished internet photoshop I stole from somewhere -lol
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DeanD wrote: ↑Mon May 16, 2022 10:06 am
chicagorandy wrote: ↑Sun May 15, 2022 10:41 pm I was feeling kinda lonely in my dotage - so I adopted a new adult dog this morning. He seems like he'll be a good companion?

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Am I the only one who is a bit creeped out by this piccie? ;)
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turboscrew wrote: ↑Mon May 16, 2022 12:59 pm
DeanD wrote: ↑Mon May 16, 2022 10:06 am
chicagorandy wrote: ↑Sun May 15, 2022 10:41 pm I was feeling kinda lonely in my dotage - so I adopted a new adult dog this morning. He seems like he'll be a good companion?

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Am I the only one who is a bit creeped out by this piccie? ;)
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AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 2:19 am Just a helpful guide to the colors. You're welcome.
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I went on a job interview, they said they were looking for a responsible person.

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