That's a very good travel time! I guess speed of light limits don't apply. Did your cousin find a stable wormhole?OzEclipse wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:48 pm Going via the Andromeda Galaxy
My cousin left Gosford, north of Sydney, half an hour ago, to come here to visit for a few days.
I used Google maps to estimate the travel time for my cousin to drive here today from his place
Apparently, the shortest way is via the Andromeda Galaxy?? Go figure?
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nFA,notFritzArgelander wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:03 pmThat's a very good travel time! I guess speed of light limits don't apply. Did your cousin find a stable wormhole?OzEclipse wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:48 pm Going via the Andromeda Galaxy
My cousin left Gosford, north of Sydney, half an hour ago, to come here to visit for a few days.
I used Google maps to estimate the travel time for my cousin to drive here today from his place
Apparently, the shortest way is via the Andromeda Galaxy?? Go figure?
He's a professional 3D pavement chalk artist, he can draw one and step through.
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Looks like it should be Wileylife action plan.
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one thing is certain, you were not in Ottawa.AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:19 am Hey, can anyone confirm that this is a recent video from Ottawa?
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Yep, I had guys like that working for me on remote area bridge construction. Some even had to sign for their paycheques with an "X"...
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Oh! So he knows the proper sacrifices and incantations too!??OzEclipse wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:31 pmnFA,notFritzArgelander wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:03 pmThat's a very good travel time! I guess speed of light limits don't apply. Did your cousin find a stable wormhole?OzEclipse wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:48 pm Going via the Andromeda Galaxy
My cousin left Gosford, north of Sydney, half an hour ago, to come here to visit for a few days.
I used Google maps to estimate the travel time for my cousin to drive here today from his place
Apparently, the shortest way is via the Andromeda Galaxy?? Go figure?
He's a professional 3D pavement chalk artist, he can draw one and step through.
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but this bottles dance show is pretty hillarious,
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Sounds like everything is set to work. Just don't let a road runner jump through the hole first!notFritzArgelander wrote: ↑Mon Feb 28, 2022 8:05 pmOh! So he knows the proper sacrifices and incantations too!??OzEclipse wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:31 pmnFA,notFritzArgelander wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:03 pm
That's a very good travel time! I guess speed of light limits don't apply. Did your cousin find a stable wormhole?
He's a professional 3D pavement chalk artist, he can draw one and step through.
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