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Lady Fraktor wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 5:04 am I occasionally listen to old radio shows so had a laugh when I found this advertisement.
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I found another picture of this product that immediately makes it clear how it works. It's like metallic tinted sunglasses. Now... maybe they could made one suitable for use in welding?" https://i.pinimg.com/originals/28/34/37 ... 220ca2.jpg
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chicagorandy wrote: ↑Fri Jan 14, 2022 9:34 pm Image
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You can do anything with duct tape. Looking forward to the pics once they figure out their technical glitch :P
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Chich wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 5:00 pm You can do anything with duct tape. Looking forward to the pics once they figure out their technical glitch :P
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I just learned that the following restaurant: (1) apparently actually exists, and (2) is in New York. Catchy name. I understand it is pronounced: "FOO koo." Ah, that's good to know. https://media.theweekendedition.com.au/ ... uku-13.jpg
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