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gregl wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 4:56 pm Image
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A few places in my area gas is around $3.90 and going up.
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Refractordude wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 1:56 am A few places in my area gas is around $3.90 and going up.
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I assume that is $US3.90/gallon? That is around $A1.18/litre. A very distant dream: it hit $A2/litre here recently (~ $US6.60/gallon)...
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In the UK unleaded is £ 1.535 per litre, or ~ US$ 7.67 per US gallon.
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gregl wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 5:31 pm Image
Wait until we hit post-Katrina prices. These will be coming non-stop then.
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