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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:03 pm
by notFritzArgelander
OzEclipse wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:48 pm Going via the Andromeda Galaxy

My cousin left Gosford, north of Sydney, half an hour ago, to come here to visit for a few days.

I used Google maps to estimate the travel time for my cousin to drive here today from his place

Apparently, the shortest way is via the Andromeda Galaxy?? Go figure?

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That's a very good travel time! I guess speed of light limits don't apply. Did your cousin find a stable wormhole? ;)

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:31 pm
by OzEclipse
notFritzArgelander wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:03 pm
OzEclipse wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:48 pm Going via the Andromeda Galaxy

My cousin left Gosford, north of Sydney, half an hour ago, to come here to visit for a few days.

I used Google maps to estimate the travel time for my cousin to drive here today from his place

Apparently, the shortest way is via the Andromeda Galaxy?? Go figure?

Image
That's a very good travel time! I guess speed of light limits don't apply. Did your cousin find a stable wormhole? ;)
nFA,
He's a professional 3D pavement chalk artist, he can draw one and step through. :lol:
Joe

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2022 3:20 pm
by Star Dad
I just wonder what the tolls are like? Do they accept bit coins or do you need byte coins?

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2022 5:30 pm
by pakarinen
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2022 5:51 pm
by turboscrew
pakarinen wrote: Thu Feb 24, 2022 5:30 pm Image
"Even you shouldn't stare"?

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 5:07 am
by chicagorandy
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:59 pm
by turboscrew
chicagorandy wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 5:07 am Image
Looks like it should be Wileylife action plan.

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 10:38 pm
by Ylem
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 4:08 pm
by chicagorandy
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 5:02 pm
by chicagorandy
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 10:50 pm
by Ylem
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 10:58 pm
by messier 111
AntennaGuy wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:19 am Hey, can anyone confirm that this is a recent video from Ottawa?
"Emergency! Everybody to get from street!"

:whistle:
(For more info, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060921/ ).
one thing is certain, you were not in Ottawa.

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2022 5:20 am
by DeanD
chicagorandy wrote: Sun Feb 27, 2022 4:08 pm Image
Yep, I had guys like that working for me on remote area bridge construction. Some even had to sign for their paycheques with an "X"...

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2022 8:05 pm
by notFritzArgelander
OzEclipse wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:31 pm
notFritzArgelander wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:03 pm
OzEclipse wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 10:48 pm Going via the Andromeda Galaxy

My cousin left Gosford, north of Sydney, half an hour ago, to come here to visit for a few days.

I used Google maps to estimate the travel time for my cousin to drive here today from his place

Apparently, the shortest way is via the Andromeda Galaxy?? Go figure?

Image
That's a very good travel time! I guess speed of light limits don't apply. Did your cousin find a stable wormhole? ;)
nFA,
He's a professional 3D pavement chalk artist, he can draw one and step through. :lol:
Joe
Oh! So he knows the proper sacrifices and incantations too!?? ;)

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2022 8:06 pm
by j.gardavsky
Not sure, if already posted,
but this bottles dance show is pretty hillarious,



Enjoy,
JG

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2022 12:02 am
by gregl
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2022 1:59 am
by Refractordude
Cracked me up

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2022 3:47 am
by MistrBadgr
notFritzArgelander wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 8:05 pm
OzEclipse wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:31 pm
notFritzArgelander wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 11:03 pm

That's a very good travel time! I guess speed of light limits don't apply. Did your cousin find a stable wormhole? ;)
nFA,
He's a professional 3D pavement chalk artist, he can draw one and step through. :lol:
Joe
Oh! So he knows the proper sacrifices and incantations too!?? ;)
Sounds like everything is set to work. Just don't let a road runner jump through the hole first! ;)

Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2022 8:55 am
by OzEclipse
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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2022 9:33 am
by OzEclipse
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