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One of the reasons I'm honest is that I'm lazy--it takes so much effort to create a BS reality. But perhaps not for some:--
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And "do a barrel roll":
https://www.google.com/search?q=do+a+ba ... e&ie=UTF-8
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Ylem wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:04 am
pakarinen wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2023 11:33 pmtrek.png
:lol: :lol: :lol:

And;

What's the difference between Strar Trek and Star Wars?


Star Wars is a movie.
Star Trek is real.

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I submit this proves it:


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Nakedgun wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:40 am
Ylem wrote: ↑Sat Nov 25, 2023 6:04 am
pakarinen wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2023 11:33 pmtrek.png
:lol: :lol: :lol:
And;
What's the difference between Strar Trek and Star Wars?

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I submit this proves it:
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Or perhaps: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https% ... wkd831.jpg
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Ok, skeptics, explain this one! :o
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messier 111 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:39 pm The google search results for "askew":

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The google search results for "recursion".

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The google search results for "meteorite".

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Two blondes are jogging, one on each side of a creek. After awhile the one blonde hollers over to the other "How do I get to the Other Side?". The Other blonde replies " You Are On The Other Side!"
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I rubbed some ketchup into my eye and now I can see into the past ......... it's called Heinz sight.
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For our motorbike entusiast friends...........
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Ha! My wife, thinks she can cook...........since when does toast have bones?
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OzEclipse wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:45 pm For our motorbike entusiast friends...........
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