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AntennaGuy wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 5:05 pm I just learned that the following restaurant: (1) apparently actually exists, and (2) is in New York. Catchy name. I understand it is pronounced: "FOO koo." Ah, that's good to know. https://media.theweekendedition.com.au/ ... uku-13.jpg
It is ambiguous what the meaning would be without the Japanese characters. But, given it's a restaurant, I think that the meaning is more likely "good luck" than "pajamas".
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Do you really want to be eating at a restaurant that is wishing you good luck before you order?
Pajamas at least has a relaxing connotation :)
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Haha... I worked on a restraint here.

Their original name for it was "Takoriea"

They changed their minds.
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Lady Fraktor wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 11:09 pm Do you really want to be eating at a restaurant that is wishing you good luck before you order?
Pajamas at least has a relaxing connotation :)
OTOH I wouldn’t mind eating at a restaurant that thought I was fortunate enough to have their menu before me. :) OTOH if they called themselves “pajamas” there’s a chance that there’s non food items on the menu. :)
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AntennaGuy wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 5:05 pm I just learned that the following restaurant: (1) apparently actually exists, and (2) is in New York. Catchy name. I understand it is pronounced: "FOO koo." Ah, that's good to know. https://media.theweekendedition.com.au/ ... uku-13.jpg
Yep, and this local (to me) Thai restaurant is pronounced "Foo ket" too: https://www.phuketthaiadelaide.com

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pakarinen wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 1:42 pm Image
...and yet she has made zillions...

She must have something going for her (or behind her? ;) )
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Phukett is also the name of a rather (in)famous Flat Earther. He gets physics all wrong. :roll: I understand he's a yoga instructor in Thailand.
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A rerun from a year ago.... but it still applies.
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Have you seen this commercial it cracked me up !
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A old Slovak beer commercial :)
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Lady Fraktor wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 8:26 pm A old Slovak beer commercial :)
The green men... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Slightly different definition of tasteful:
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j.gardavsky wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:27 pm Making a wetstone,
Back in the Stone Age in Germany,

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Impressive work! Thanks for posting! :)
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