Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[Lady Fraktor]

Then there is, Do you want to be happy or right? You cannot be both at the same time.

[notFritzArgelander]

Then there is, Do you want to be happy or right? You cannot be both at the same time.

One might be happy being as right as one can be, but most reward systems penalize this heavily.

[UlteriorModem]

[turboscrew]

Then there is, Do you want to be happy or right? You cannot be both at the same time.

In traffic that becomes: "Do you want to be right or alive?"

[turboscrew]

Then there is, Do you want to be happy or right? You cannot be both at the same time.

In traffic that becomes: "Do you want to be right or alive?"

On a second thought, that might go with some couples too... :wink:

[GCoyote]

I do try to avoid these

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Is this right?

You can barely even hear the "thump"

[AntennaGuy]

I signed up for Starlink and I am still waiting for my hardware. But I must admit that stories like this temper my enthusiasm:
https://nypost.com/2022/01/03/why-cats- ... atellites/
p.s. I haven't done the math, but my intuitive analysis is that yes, "cat-loading" would seriously degrade the performance of the antenna.

[UlteriorModem]

Cats.... "Finally a good uplink to the mother ship!"

[Lady Fraktor]

[Gordon]

[gregl]

[gregl]

[PapaFox]

I signed up for Starlink and I am still waiting for my hardware. But I must admit that stories like this temper my enthusiasm:
https://nypost.com/2022/01/03/why-cats- ... atellites/
p.s. I haven't done the math, but my intuitive analysis is that yes, "cat-loading" would seriously degrade the performance of the antenna.

Add a few more cats, then you'd have a pillar

[notFritzArgelander]

I signed up for Starlink and I am still waiting for my hardware. But I must admit that stories like this temper my enthusiasm:
https://nypost.com/2022/01/03/why-cats- ... atellites/
p.s. I haven't done the math, but my intuitive analysis is that yes, "cat-loading" would seriously degrade the performance of the antenna.

Add a few more cats, then you'd have a pillar

A cats-o'-piller?

[chicagorandy]

[PapaFox]

I signed up for Starlink and I am still waiting for my hardware. But I must admit that stories like this temper my enthusiasm:
https://nypost.com/2022/01/03/why-cats- ... atellites/
p.s. I haven't done the math, but my intuitive analysis is that yes, "cat-loading" would seriously degrade the performance of the antenna.

Add a few more cats, then you'd have a pillar

A cats-o'-piller?

You got it, my obscure sense of humor.

[gregl]

[chicagorandy]

[Chich]

[DeanD]

That reminded me of this one, an oldie but a goodie:

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