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Ylem wrote: Tue Nov 01, 2022 9:36 pm (Tap on the screen)
I tried, but nothing happened, so I must be blind. Or there's something wrong with this thread. You can all die laughing now.
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SparWeb wrote: Wed Nov 02, 2022 3:40 am
Ylem wrote: Tue Nov 01, 2022 9:36 pm (Tap on the screen)
I tried, but nothing happened, so I must be blind. Or there's something wrong with this thread. You can all die laughing now.
Here ya go: (and in case you are wondering, it is a coarse thread...)
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DeanD wrote: Wed Nov 02, 2022 5:13 am
SparWeb wrote: Wed Nov 02, 2022 3:40 am
Ylem wrote: Tue Nov 01, 2022 9:36 pm (Tap on the screen)
I tried, but nothing happened, so I must be blind. Or there's something wrong with this thread. You can all die laughing now.
Here ya go: (and in case you are wondering, it is a coarse thread...)

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:) LoL I almost die-d laughing.
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SparWeb wrote: Wed Nov 02, 2022 3:40 am
Ylem wrote: Tue Nov 01, 2022 9:36 pm (Tap on the screen)
I tried, but nothing happened, so I must be blind. Or there's something wrong with this thread. You can all die laughing now.

But if you try to tap a blind hole, you'll need a careful touch.
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O, the balls of Damocles, suspended above a leather throne meant to test the resolve and virtue of every noble man!
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More dad humor - this time, from the dock

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I ordered a package recently from Amazon and I wondered from where it was going to be shipped. So I checked the tracking. Apparently, its first stop is "Earth City." Huh? This would make sense to me for a package coming from... outer space. Regardless, I would think a place called "Earth City" would have to be pretty big and important. You know, "New York City" and "Mexico City" are the biggest cities in New York and Mexico, respectively, so shouldn't Earth City be the biggest city on Earth? How did I ever miss it? Well, this is how: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_City,_Missouri
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