Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
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During a chartered solar eclipse flight, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT DISTRACT THE PILOTS!
Picture taken by Mike Kentrianakis of my friend Catalin Beldea. He was showing the pilots a time lapse of the sweeping umbra. I added the oncoming plane in post processing.
Picture taken by Mike Kentrianakis of my friend Catalin Beldea. He was showing the pilots a time lapse of the sweeping umbra. I added the oncoming plane in post processing.
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This sounds to me very authentic.AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:53 pm OK, this story is also from Ace, and I'm willing to bet that this one is NOT fake. They even included a picture, as evidence.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/12%204%2021%20pet%20thead.jpg
Heh.
I don't particularly like fish, either,
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I like fish, adopt me, adopt me!j.gardavsky wrote: ↑Sat Dec 04, 2021 9:53 pmThis sounds to me very authentic.AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Sat Dec 04, 2021 8:53 pm OK, this story is also from Ace, and I'm willing to bet that this one is NOT fake. They even included a picture, as evidence.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/12%204%2021%20pet%20thead.jpg
Heh.
I don't particularly like fish, either,
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Best to hang out with a few vegitarians. I hear they are grass fed
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Such a graceful sport!
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I'm an idiot. How did I not see Randy's post of the lighthouse gag before I posted it? Sorry about that.
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