Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[pakarinen]

[Lady Fraktor]

[OzEclipse]

[KingClinton]

[AntennaGuy]

My home library (composed mostly of my wife's books) has become so massive that it is approaching gravitational instability. So far, the only real consequence has been occasional brief openings of portals/wormholes between our bookcases and those in a very nearby parallel universe, which unfortunately is an affected universe. That is to say, the authors there exhibit even greater affectations than they do in our universe. I've had to sometimes extend my arm into that other universe (a procedure previously documented on a famous episode of The Twilight Zone -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Gi ... ight_Zone) -- to retrieve an escaped book or two. This is how three of them came back, recently:

Clifford, the Obese Rouge Hound, by Sir Norman Bridwell
Yerkin the Terrapin, by Prof. Doctor T. Seuss, MD, PhD, PE, JD.
Harold Craftsman and the Illusionist's Masonry; Compositions by the Literary Society of the University of Rowling, Bristol, UK.

Well, I suppose you've all had similar experiences, so I'll stop there. If I see any others of interest, I'll let you know.

[chicagorandy]