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Lady Fraktor wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:23 pm
DeanD wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2022 11:20 am
Lady Fraktor wrote: Sat Feb 05, 2022 6:12 pm Image
Probably a good person to know in your part of the world: Slovakia isn't all that far from Transylvania is it? ;)
We can use Hungary as a buffer zone ;)
It is well known that more jovial and convivial vampires have been favoring Hungarian taverns, drinking the grape and dancing the csardas, an attractive barrier to further travel. ;)
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notFritzArgelander wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2022 9:23 pm
Lady Fraktor wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:23 pm
DeanD wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2022 11:20 am

Probably a good person to know in your part of the world: Slovakia isn't all that far from Transylvania is it? ;)
We can use Hungary as a buffer zone ;)
It is well known that more jovial and convivial vampires have been favoring Hungarian taverns, drinking the grape and dancing the csardas, an attractive barrier to further travel. ;)
It goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway since my sense of humor here seems obscure, even to me, that the wine these jolly undead prefer is Egri Bikavér :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egri_Bikavér
One thing is certain; the word Bikavér (bull's blood) was recorded as early as the beginning of the 19th century.
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notFritzArgelander wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 1:13 am
notFritzArgelander wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2022 9:23 pm
Lady Fraktor wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:23 pm
We can use Hungary as a buffer zone ;)
It is well known that more jovial and convivial vampires have been favoring Hungarian taverns, drinking the grape and dancing the csardas, an attractive barrier to further travel. ;)
It goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway since my sense of humor here seems obscure, even to me, that the wine these jolly undead prefer is Egri Bikavér :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egri_Bikavér
One thing is certain; the word Bikavér (bull's blood) was recorded as early as the beginning of the 19th century.
I haven't seen Egri Bikavér around here for quite a while.
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turboscrew wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 4:38 am
notFritzArgelander wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 1:13 am
notFritzArgelander wrote: Sun Feb 06, 2022 9:23 pm

It is well known that more jovial and convivial vampires have been favoring Hungarian taverns, drinking the grape and dancing the csardas, an attractive barrier to further travel. ;)
It goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway since my sense of humor here seems obscure, even to me, that the wine these jolly undead prefer is Egri Bikavér :)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egri_Bikavér
One thing is certain; the word Bikavér (bull's blood) was recorded as early as the beginning of the 19th century.
I haven't seen Egri Bikavér around here for quite a while.
It's become a rarity here too.
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chicagorandy wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:27 pm Image

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I don't see a problem, those are cuties. :D
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Bigzmey wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:50 pm
chicagorandy wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:27 pm Image

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I don't see a problem, those are cuties. :D
Looks like a gallery of my ex-wives...
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goldstar wrote: Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:07 pm
Bigzmey wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:50 pm
chicagorandy wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:27 pm Image

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I don't see a problem, those are cuties. :D
Looks like a gallery of my ex-wives...
:lol: I can't say the same. On the outside they were quite attractive. On the inside, maybe then I could echo the sentiment.
(I have exhibited a weakness for pretty folks with inner demons, so no more wives for me. ;) )
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goldstar wrote: Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:07 pm
Bigzmey wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:50 pm
chicagorandy wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:27 pm Image

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I don't see a problem, those are cuties. :D
Looks like a gallery of my ex-wives...
You've been busy. You've beaten Henry VIII by far. :lol:
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notFritzArgelander wrote: Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:45 pm I have exhibited a weakness for pretty folks with inner demons
Yeah, it was all fun and games until the demons came out...
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Man, I am soooo glad I'm beyond that schmutz. Seriously, if a card is going to make or break a relationship, or cause a boatload of drama, it's time to get the heck out. But back on topic:
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