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Meanwhile in outback Australia..........

Some idiot just had to ask Santa for a telescope didn't they..........
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I drove through this storm this afternoon. Wind so strong I had to steer against my SUV's drifting. Fast wipers barely cleared the screen the rain was so hard.

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@OzEclipse
On the bright side you got a free car wash :)
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Just saw this one and felt like sharing it, because despite being logically false, it is... so very true.
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OzEclipse wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2024 9:17 am Meanwhile in outback Australia..........

Some idiot just had to ask Santa for a telescope didn't they..........

CHRISTMAS-2023-Storms-7216 copy.jpg.

I drove through this storm this afternoon. Wind so strong I had to steer against my SUV's drifting. Fast wipers barely cleared the screen the rain was so hard.

Joe
So... what sort of telescope did Santa deliver? Photos or it didn't happen! ;)

(I assume it must be pretty amazing to cause storms all the way up the east coast of Australia!)
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There once was a king who was just 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible king but he made a great ruler.

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DeanD wrote: Tue Jan 02, 2024 3:10 am
OzEclipse wrote: Mon Jan 01, 2024 9:17 am Meanwhile in outback Australia..........

Some idiot just had to ask Santa for a telescope didn't they..........

CHRISTMAS-2023-Storms-7216 copy.jpg.

I drove through this storm this afternoon. Wind so strong I had to steer against my SUV's drifting. Fast wipers barely cleared the screen the rain was so hard.

Joe
So... what sort of telescope did Santa deliver? Photos or it didn't happen! ;)

(I assume it must be pretty amazing to cause storms all the way up the east coast of Australia!)
Dean,

I dunno, I assume it was a whopper or a whole forest of smaller scopes, mounts, and cameras.

I was just trying to avoid them. Had to wait on the road twice today for storms in the distance to pass across to the east before i could proceed south. I've lost three cars to hail. Sick of it.
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I stopped by a roadside stand that said Lobster Tails - $2.00
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I went to McDonalds and ordered 2 large fries..... they gave me about 75 tiny ones instead.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink from a bartender. He takes a small man out of his pocket and puts him on the bar; the man is only about one foot tall. He takes a small piano out of his other pocket and the small man starts playing Mozart on it.

The bartender gives the man his drink and says, “Excuse me sir, I know it’s none of my business but where did you get the piano player?” The man replied, “There’s a genie outside on the footpath granting wishes. He probably still there if you hurry.”

The bartender rushed out and a few minutes later he came back in surrounded by an ocean of angry ducks snapping at his feet. Angrily, he turned to the man and said, “You didn’t tell me the genie was deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”

The man replied, “What did you expect? Did you think I actually wished for a 12-inch pianist!”
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From my now 2nd favorite nephew ;)

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A battery has a positive side.
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