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OzEclipse wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 11:14 pm I've got good news and bad news.............

First the good news....
The latest launch of the Space X Starship took place yesterday, it blew up in flight.

Now for the bad news.........
Elon Musk wasn't on board :(

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

Reports say that the Space X Starship self destructed minutes after launch, rather similar to X, the relaunch of Twitter!
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PapaFox wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2023 12:28 am [image][/image]
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Ylem wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2023 1:17 am iogtdouy6mgwwqgg.jpg
Probably thinking "Why haven't I become a whale?"
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If you think you're having an incredibly bad day, just ask yourself, "Did I poop in my pants today?"

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If someone offered you a $100 because you are ugly, would you take it?


Sure, I'm ugly, not stupid!
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chicagorandy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:16 am property taxes.png
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gregl wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2023 12:09 amIMG_1139.PNG
It's only a matter of time. :(
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From a Thanksgiving long ago and far, far away.....
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
The older I get, the better I was.

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