Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[Chich]

First Place - How Stupid Are You? Competition:

https://people.com/tourist-mauled-tryin ... ie-8637919

Had a friend tell me he pulled over driving through Jasper to yell at and stop a woman who had smeared honey on her kid's face to entice the 'cute' bears to come over and 'kiss' him for a photo.

I sometimes wonder if there is a factory somewhere cranking these people out.

[Chich]

I really don't need a second monitor for this to happen

[gregl]

First Place - How Stupid Are You? Competition:

https://people.com/tourist-mauled-tryin ... ie-8637919

In the mountains around here we refer to such a person as a touron. (Tourist + moron.)

[gregl]

Here's a sign for real, seen on highway 70 in the Texas panhandle as we were returning from our eclipse trip. I didn't realize that we had left our planet to see the eclipse, although I think the view would have been better if we had stayed on our orb. The population of Earth is listed as 1065, which I think is a bit of an undercount. Dunno about Muleshoe but being farther from Earth, it's either a previously unknown satellite or dark matter planet.

[chicagorandy]

If the Titanic sank in 2024