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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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OzEclipse wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 7:18 am
Lady Fraktor wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 3:46 am #1 I had to have explained to me, #2 look very close :)

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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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Lady Fraktor wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 3:46 am #1 I had to have explained to me, #2 look very close :)

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As "an older guy," I think the first one is funny (but sad, too) due to the association of the Ford Pinto and its unfortunate tendency toward catching fire if struck in the rear-end. https://www.motortrend.com/features/ford-pinto/

Added: Ah, Chicagorandy beat me to it.
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