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There's the story of the guy who walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."

The dentist replies, "You shouldn't be here, you should be seeing a psychiatrist."

The guy replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist."

The dentist asks, "Well then, what are you doing here?"

The guy says, "Your light was on."



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This is not a joke, but probably it will make you laugh:--

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chicagorandy wrote: ↑Tue Jun 27, 2023 3:28 am its Monday again.jpg
My wife had her last day at work yesterday. She wants to send this to her ex-colleagues! ;)
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