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notFritzArgelander wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 1:42 am
gregl wrote: Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:16 am Image
At my oldest, a few years ago, it was 2-3. Now it's down to 1. So I must have lost a couple decades. :)
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chicagorandy wrote: Thu Apr 07, 2022 2:44 pm Image
That's rude!
I'd rather have a door mat with the text: "I'd rather ignore your e-mail".
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Finally, a fashion statement I can agree with:
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This is a nicer way to put it.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0076/ ... 1592685623
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turboscrew wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 7:01 pm This is a nicer way to put it.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0076/ ... 1592685623
I would have put the picture here, but now all images I get with browser seem to be in webp-format, and even gimp can't handle it.
Considering that I stand out in the dark, by myself, for relatively long periods of time, I think a shirt saying that would be appropriate! :)
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I thought this was funny 😁
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Retirement 😁
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Frankskywatcher wrote: Fri Apr 08, 2022 7:35 pm I thought this was funny 😁
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Seems to apply in married/widowed situations too. :lol:
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Users of Sequence Generator Pro will get this one :)
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* Meade 323 refractor on a manual equatorial mount.
* Celestron C6 SCT on a Twilight 1 Alt-Az mount
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UlteriorModem wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:02 pm Users of Sequence Generator Pro will get this one :)
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Maybe I'll get it too, eventually. :)
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When you see the nights cloud cover forecast !
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turboscrew wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 4:21 pm
UlteriorModem wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:02 pm Users of Sequence Generator Pro will get this one :)
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Maybe I'll get it too, eventually. :)
SGP or the joke :)
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UlteriorModem wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 5:11 pm
turboscrew wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 4:21 pm
UlteriorModem wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:02 pm Users of Sequence Generator Pro will get this one :)
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Maybe I'll get it too, eventually. :)
SGP or the joke :)
Both, I think.
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