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Oops, better late than never...
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AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 3:38 pm http://ace.mu.nu/archives/wombatwagon.jpg
Noooooo!!! Make no attempt to domesticate wombat!
https://petkeen.com/do-wombats-make-good-pets/
I knew a couple who had a pet wombat. It was affectionate to them, but would often try to charge and/or bite any male visitors.
Conversely, I heard of a guy who had a female kangaroo as a pet, but when he had female visitors to stay, the roo would trash their guest room...

Interesting beasts, these marsupials. ;)
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chicagorandy wrote: ↑Sun Apr 10, 2022 1:20 am Image
I can’t stop laughing hilarious thanks 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Gee if I had known there was so much to see I would have started decades ago ! :Astronomer1:

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Great Advise !
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Gee if I had known there was so much to see I would have started decades ago ! :Astronomer1:

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chicagorandy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 11, 2022 10:58 am Image
The face in the second last picture... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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A friend can't pay his water bill.

So I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
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Ok time for some one liners !
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A little weather science -
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Ah yes! Of course!
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UlteriorModem wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 4:54 pm Ah yes! Of course!
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I want to know what they were drinking when they saw a goat 🐐😂
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Ylem wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 10:20 pm
UlteriorModem wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 4:54 pm Ah yes! Of course!
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I want to know what they were drinking when they saw a goat 🐐😂
There's a theory that it was magic mushroom beer. ;) The "myc" in Mycenae just might be cognate with mushroom in Greek. ;)
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I have a step ladder.


I never knew my real ladder.

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