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chicagorandy wrote: Mon Mar 21, 2022 2:26 am
turboscrew wrote: Sun Mar 20, 2022 5:11 pm
chicagorandy wrote: Sun Mar 20, 2022 4:10 pm Image
Is this clamping your ham?
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clamp your hams)
All I know is that when I clamp my hams walking is very difficult! :)
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turboscrew wrote: Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:37 pm Image
When I was in the RAAF I remember talking with some crew members of an RAN Grumman Tracker aircraft about their spotlight. I think it had a 20" mirror, and they claimed it could burn through a steel plate at 200 feet. Probably not good if you were in a life-raft waiting to be found and rescued!
The Grumman wasn't known for its powerful engines, so I asked if the aircraft would stop when they turned the light on. The Navy boys weren't amused...

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DeanD wrote: Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:06 am
turboscrew wrote: Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:37 pm Image
When I was in the RAAF I remember talking with some crew members of an RAN Grumman Tracker aircraft about their spotlight. I think it had a 20" mirror, and they claimed it could burn through a steel plate at 200 feet. Probably not good if you were in a life-raft waiting to be found and rescued!
The Grumman wasn't known for its powerful engines, so I asked if the aircraft would stop when they turned the light on. The Navy boys weren't amused...

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The ugly wife and the genie in the lamp

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A couple of days late but.....
You'll have to follow the link if you want to see the video, but there isn't much more there.

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A lady on our neighborhood bulletin board posted this today:

First off im ok. I was a little shaken up this evening as I was robbed at the gas station in town. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down. My money is all gone.

The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes...

It was pump number 7 ⛽!!!!
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GCoyote wrote: Sun Mar 27, 2022 3:19 am …..

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GCoyote wrote: Sun Mar 27, 2022 3:19 am Image
Now I understand...!
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