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chicagorandy wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 3:48 pm

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From the Hindu story of an encounter with six blind men
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Tillibobs wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 1:11 pm Image
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Hey, can anyone confirm that this is a recent video from Ottawa?
"Emergency! Everybody to get from street!"

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(For more info, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060921/ ).
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PapaFox wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 10:55 am
chicagorandy wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 3:48 pm

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From the Hindu story of an encounter with six blind men
Doesn't look like Randy is going to get that beer after all LOL
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed closely by Batman???

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Just saw this one at "The Week in Pictures" (at Powerlineblog.com) Cute.
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Not sure, if the first one has already been here.
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Sanford and Son is an American sitcom television series that ran on the NBC television network from January 14, 1972, to March 25, 1977. It was based on the British sitcom Steptoe and Son, which originally aired on BBC One in the United Kingdom from 1962 to 1974. Here is a classic moment from the show when Fred Sanford confronts Aunt Esther:
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chicagorandy wrote: Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:05 pm Image
About the same prices?
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As my ex-father-in-law told me and I told my son-in-law on our wedding days:

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Going via the Andromeda Galaxy

My cousin left Gosford, north of Sydney, half an hour ago, to come here to visit for a few days.

I used Google maps to estimate the travel time for my cousin to drive here today from his place

Apparently, the shortest way is via the Andromeda Galaxy?? Go figure?
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